you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We are two peas in an std pod
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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