nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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