Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Randomize
