Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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