we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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