Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

when does round two start

(703): View more from Virginia

I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent

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(949): View more from California

we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds

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(507): View more from Minnesota

We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico

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(807): View more from Ontario

I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.

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(714): View more from California

Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream

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(941): View more from Florida

Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee

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(510): View more from California

I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.

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