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• (226): View more from Ontario

  forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  How did your new apartment party go last night?

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  I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.

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• (518): View more from New York

  he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent

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• (925): View more from California

  i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.

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