I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation