fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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