Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome

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(714): View more from California

I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going

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(719): View more from Colorado

No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.

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(516): View more from New York

what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?

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(253): View more from Washington

When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!

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(703): View more from Virginia

I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.

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(315): View more from New York

So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation

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