fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.