I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls