My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him