he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
its not stalking. its research.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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