Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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