next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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