shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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