What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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