I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
