yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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