Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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