Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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