I feel like abortions should bother me more
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
