You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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