have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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