also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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