Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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