As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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