how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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