This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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