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(816): View more from Missouri

Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.

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(407): View more from Florida

We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.

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(305): View more from Florida

Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.

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(613): View more from Ontario

i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb

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