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• (602): View more from Arizona

  well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Sharpest. Poop. Ever.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.

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• (909): View more from California

  Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  "I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?

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