Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Happy St. Patrick's Day.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.

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(206): View more from Washington

obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.

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(212): View more from New York

Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.

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(360): View more from Washington

tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse

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(360): View more from Washington

i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge

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(714): View more from California

He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.

(1-714): View more from California

I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security

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