i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I FOUND THE LEGS
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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