I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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