Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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