have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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