Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
How does it feel to date your dad?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Randomize
