i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
its liver damage thursday
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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