No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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