You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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