It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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