i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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