I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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