nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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