Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
