It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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