sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize