I swear she didn't look like that last week.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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