Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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