I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
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I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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