yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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