Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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