You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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