great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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