so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
The best revenge is premature balding
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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