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I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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