Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm like, not good at living.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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