You really coming over, don't trick.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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