Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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