She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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