I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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